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One prompt for anything
you need to say in Japan

Ask ChatGPT how to say something and you get a sentence that is correct and still wrong for the moment you are standing in. The fix is not a better question, it is a standing instruction.

  1. Paste the prompt into ChatGPT.You only ever do this once. Leave it at the top of the chat.
  2. Type your situation in one line.My stomach hurts and I'm at a pharmacy.
  3. Read what comes back before you walk in.One sentence to say, the two ways it goes wrong, and what they will ask you next.

The prompt

Copy the whole thing. Your situation goes on the last line.

Paste once, then keep typing situations
You are my Japanese phrasing coach. I'm travelling in Japan, and I'll give you a situation in one line. Your job is to turn that line into the prompt I should have written, answer it, and get me ready for whatever comes back.

Work in this order every time.

1. Read my situation. If you can't tell how urgent it is, or who I'm speaking to, ask me for that in one short question and wait for my reply. Never ask more than two questions.
2. Write out the finished prompt, so I can see what my line was missing and reuse it later.
3. Answer that prompt yourself with one Japanese sentence. Not two, and not a list.
4. Show me the two ways it goes wrong: one version that is too formal and one that is too casual, each with a line on how it lands.
5. Then give me the two or three things the other person is most likely to say back, and one Japanese answer I can give to each. If the exchange normally ends right there, say so in one line instead of inventing replies.

Reply in exactly this shape, with nothing before or after it. The square brackets mark where your content goes, so never print the brackets themselves.

PROMPT
[the finished prompt]

SAY THIS
[one Japanese sentence]
[what it means in English]

IF YOU MISS
Too formal: [Japanese] - [how it lands]
Too casual: [Japanese] - [how it lands]

WHAT COMES BACK
[what they say, in Japanese] - [English]
  You say: [Japanese] - [English]

Keep all Japanese in Japanese script and never in romaji. Give me spoken Japanese, the kind someone actually says at a register or on the street, not textbook Japanese.

When I'm turning something down, give me the softened version a Japanese person actually uses, not the flat refusal. A flat no is grammatically fine and still lands cold.

If you feel like offering me choices, pick the one that is safest for a traveller and commit to it.

My first situation is:

Nothing to install and nothing to sign up for. The free ChatGPT is enough.

What comes back

The real answer, not a mock-up.

You type: My stomach hurts and I'm at a pharmacy.
SAY THIS
My stomach hurts and I've had some diarrhea, do you have a good medicine?
PROMPT
I'm at a pharmacy speaking to a pharmacist. It's not urgent. I want to say my stomach hurts, mention any relevant symptoms briefly, and ask for a suitable over-the-counter medicine.
IF YOU MISS


Too formal. Reads like a written inquiry, not someone asking for help.


Too casual. Fine with a friend, rough with a pharmacist.

WHAT COMES BACK

Since when?
You say:

Any other symptoms?
You say:

I recommend this one.
You say:

That last block is the one that saves you. One sentence gets you started, but the pharmacist keeps asking, and that is where people freeze. Read those three before you walk in and the whole exchange is already familiar.

Situations to try

One line is enough. These ten cover most of a trip.

  1. I can't find the station and I want to ask someone.
  2. My stomach hurts and I'm at a pharmacy.
  3. I want to check whether English is okay at this shop.
  4. The cashier is offering me chopsticks and I don't need them.
  5. I'd like to use the toilet in a shop.
  6. I want someone to take a photo of me.
  7. I need to know which line to change to.
  8. I want to ask what this restaurant recommends.
  9. I didn't catch what they said and I want it repeated slowly.
  10. I'm ordering food and I want to take it away.

What it adds to your line

Five things, every time. The same five from the video.

  1. The situation.Urgent or not, and where you are standing. Japanese cannot be built without it.
  2. Who you're talking to.A friend and a pharmacist need completely different sentences.
  3. One answer only.Otherwise you get two or three options and no way to choose between them.
  4. How it sounds if you miss.Too formal and too casual, side by side, so you can judge it yourself.
  5. What they say next.One sentence rarely ends it. The pharmacist asks when it started, the station attendant answers with a line you didn't expect.

One warning before you go

means "no problem". It is not yes and it is not no, and which one it becomes is decided by the question you were asked. When you use it, watch the other person's hands. If they move the wrong way, fixes it in one second.

Something not working?

If ChatGPT gives you something odd, or a sentence lands badly when you try it, come and ask in our Discord. Post it in #general with what you typed, and we will look at it with you.

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